You and I went to Disneyland
Things just got way out of hand
We all know why you wore the white shirt
To ride the log ride cause you’re a big flirt

You’re a big flirt you know it’s true
Showin’ you know what to you know who
I don’t deserve this I’m a faithful guy
At least I have been so far tonight

You and I went on a date
Things were turning out just great
You wanted a snow cone I stood in line
You rode cloud nine with another guy

I got denied at Disneyland
Things just got way out of hand
Ride cloud nine with another guy
I’ve still got the rest of the night

You know it’s true I don’t care about you
Minnie mouse gave me the key to her hotel room
I scored big at Disneyland
I stole Mickey’s girl and that’s a fact
How could I do that to Mickey you ask
For thirty eight bucks he owes me a piece of ass