I once had a friend who is stuck in your head
Dumb Daryl Drool
Would submerge his head
In sticky, slimy, drippy, drool
That poured from his mouth
Like a slobbery raging drool river
That floods the south
Get your boats, life jackets and rain coats
Get your surfboards, scuba gear, and umbrellas
I’m warning you,
Dumb Daryl Drool will drown us

Deep down inside you know Daryl is a good guy
He can’t help it if he’s got a pool of drool
So please forgive his slobbery nature
If you can, try to be mature

Just forgive Daryl, wipe up his mess
Forgive Daryl, you won’t regret
Dumb Daryl Drool, he’s a friend to all
But if he’s got a cold, prepare for a squall