This homeless guy Fred
Lives in a pipe, I swear
He’s dirty and ugly
And missing some teeth
He’s in need of a shave
And clean underwear
Bring him home to mom
And watch her scream

Homeless guy Fred, a bum in a pipe
Burlap sack jacket, and a canned sardine lunch
We love Fred the homeless guy
We love Fred the homeless guy

Fred could use our help
And all like him could
But if no homeless people existed
How’d we know we have homes?