Kill your family and rape your dog
Shave a bald spot on the back of your head
Get a tattoo inside of your lip
Now you know the truth

Wipe your ass with sandpaper
Blow your nose on cactus leaves
Snort your shit through a crazy straw
Now you know the truth

The truth shall set you free
Free from freedom of thought
The truth is only half
Of this evil life we live
So get that operation
That you’ve always wanted
Get your toes sewn together
Those beautiful webbed feet